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EH HEM LADIES WANT TO BE A VIRGIN AGAIN? July 18, 2008

Posted by yosayword in jokes, Videos.
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Are you sick of only wealthy women being able to afford “designer vaginas”?

Well worry no more!

Now hating your genitals is easy, affordable, and comes in packaging that looks like a cross between My Little Pony and White-Out!

Liquid Virgin “work to temporarily tighten the walls of the vagina.” The drops also contain Potassium Alum, which according to the website (and I’m super curious as to why they felt like sharing this fact), often appears in cartoons: “The character eats some Alum and their mouth is shown to pucker up. Often seen on Tom & Jerry.”

With the Tom & Jerry seal of vaginal approval, how could I say no?

BUY IT HERE

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